Easily the most masturbatory piece ever
written on Substack, surpassing even Van Jones legendary self-administered hand job introduction to his stack.
The congratulatory comments must have come from those who were privileged enough to watch it to its orgasmic conclusion.
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Easily the most masturbatory piece ever
written on Substack, surpassing even Van Jones legendary self-administered hand job introduction to his stack.
The congratulatory comments must have come from those who were privileged enough to watch it to its orgasmic conclusion.