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Grow Some Labia's avatar

Do you have a problem with labia? Or referring to them? Are you as offended by the phrase 'grow a pair' or 'grow some balls'? Just curious as to where the offence lies...

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Salsassin's avatar

While I fully support your sentiment (and I guess you could think of labia in emulating grow thicker skin), in males balls or testicles produce testosterone which increase aggression, and supposedly bravery. Labia doesn't. Grow some inner balls? (Estrogen is the source of strength particular to women). No one says, grow some himen, scrotum or dick to men who are cowards. IMHO, Just the nerd in me.

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Tragically, the biology doesn't always match up as much as I'd like. Technically, to match 'grow some balls', it should be 'grow some ovaries', but I wanted to keep it between the legs and ovaries are higher up, in the hips. Labia are what would have been the ball sac if the fetus had developed as a boy, so it was close enough for government work ;)

After all, what good are balls if they don't have something to hold them? They'd dangle down below your hip joints and get caught in your zipper ;)

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True, true. LOL. Ah that Zipper is murderous.

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