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As I started reading, I thought “This can’t be real-- it’s got to be an allegory for something else, or the set-up to a joke, or...”
Especially since the news outlet was “WINK” ( as in, wink wink, we’re kidding).
But no. This really happened to a kid. Unbelievable.
Mind blowing!
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As I started reading, I thought “This can’t be real-- it’s got to be an allegory for something else, or the set-up to a joke, or...”
Especially since the news outlet was “WINK” ( as in, wink wink, we’re kidding).
But no. This really happened to a kid. Unbelievable.
Mind blowing!